Maybe I'm a terrible, terrible person and a huge, huge bitch, but I think this story is one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever read.
I am actually still laughing.
That smart-ass. <333
Sister Boniface Mysteries
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9.7.08
I Love Teenagers (No. Really)
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*snicker* Ok that's funny.
Wait does this mean I'm a terrible person and a huge bitch?
that guy is a criminal mastermind.
he should've laced some donuts though.
My favorite part was the karate chop.
If that was a film, it'd be a trite and hackneyed convention, yet it is real life.
Zowie!
During our career as Toilet Paper Vandals for Hire back in the day, "Jake" and I often dreamed of TP'ing a cop car while it was parked in front of the station and getting away with it.
I see now that we were setting the bar too low.
I was sniggering along, until I got to "karate chop" and audibly snorted. I like this kid's sass.
@T: Totally! I wonder if he was drunk/stoned enough to go, "Hiyah". I hope.
@A: It just goes to show you can't make this shit up.
@E: Far too low. LSD cookies are the way to go. /cheerleader.
@Evie: I totally like his sass. I want to hire his sass to follow me around.
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