Seriously. This is one of the best con stories and I totally spaced it. It works out well though because this really does deserve its very own post.
During some quiet time on Sunday, Quiana and I were hanging out at the registration booth, mockingdiscussing various people wandering about and mucking about in the comfortable spinny chairs (that is their official name, btw). I turned to the right and saw a guy crouched down with his magnificently pale ass completely hanging out of his jeans. I threw up a little in my mouth and then did what any good friend would do, with a tone that mustered nothing but excitement.
"Hey, Quiana! Look at that."
And she totally, totally did.
I think she spent the next half hour calling me an asshole. It was glorious. Regrettably, I didn't manage to snag a picture.
19.5.08
I CANNOT believe I forgot this
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It wasn't like plumber's butt. It was his ENTIRE PALE ASS. The whole thing. All of it.
I can still see it, as tho it is carved on my eyes forever.
Vengeance shall be sweet, just you wait.
That cracked me up.
I didn't know there was a full moon on the weekend of the con...
: )
What can I say? I don't tan well. Sue me.
@Q: The scene is carved on my eyes forever too and I never stop snickering.
@E: The look on her face was completely priceless. So. Awesome.
@Dr. Z: Me either! It was an unannounced epic event--I should've gotten it announced at the con.
@D: . . . can I sue you for Mighty Muggs?
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