Oh Thank God It's Cloudy or: I Complain No Matter What

Upon seeing the clouds this morning, I sobbed openly in relief. I swear I will not complain about cold weather until . . . January.

It's as if Mother Earth decided to punish all of our 'Oh my GOD, when will winter STOP?!' complaints with a brutal, three-day heat that had more than a few of us holing up in the basement WWII-style (or apocalypse style, whichever) or mourning over our melting action figures.

Temperatures rocketing from sixty degrees to ninety practically overnight does not a happy PNW make.

On the bright side, all my PNWs, at least we're not Californians!*

Seriously. Does anyone else suspect that Mother Earth is desperately trying to give them a blatant sign to abandon the state? Pssst, take the hint.**





* Please don't send your governor to beat up our governor.
** Geeked does not condone nor encourage the destruction of California.